Denise Welch's 'dirty' joke leaves Tom Cruise in stitches:
Denise, 64, revealed that she’d been asked by Sir Michael’s wife Shakira to ‘say a few words’.
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Denise Welch’s joke amused Tom Cruise at Caine’s birthdayThe 64-year-old was asked to speak at Tuesday’s London celebration and instead told a risqué joke.
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- Denise Welch attended Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday celebration in London on Tuesday, alongside Tom Cruise and David Walliams.
- Welch later reported that Shakira Caine had asked her to address the assembled guests.
- Footage showed laughter around the table after Welch’s explicitly risqué joke, including from 60-year-old Tom Cruise.
- Later social-media photos showed Cruise posing with Walliams and chatting with Caine at the celebration.
Shakira look, there’s a parcel, my Olympic condoms have come.— Spoken by Sir Michael Caine at his 90th birthday party, as recounted by Denise Welch.
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