OMFG: 'South Park' Taunts Deepfake Trump With Humiliating X-Rated Problem
OMFG: 'South Park' Taunts Deepfake Trump With Humiliating X-Rated Problem: The show, which is still calling itself “South America,” went after the president in ...
huffpost.com/entry/south-park-trump-penis-returns_n_6abdfb0ce4b02a789b32fcc2
There Isn’t Just One Way to Have Oral Sex—These 12 Positions Will Boost ...
There Isn’t Just One Way to Have Oral Sex—These 12 Positions Will Boost Intimacy and Pleasure
womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a62413147/best-oral-sex-positions/
Jelly Roll shares TMI upside to 300-pound weight loss: 'From one fat pig ...
Jelly Roll shares TMI upside to 300-pound weight loss: 'From one fat pig to another'
pagesix.com/2026/08/25/celebrity-news/jelly-roll-shares-tmi-upside-to-300-pound-weight-loss/
Exclusive | Phallic-masked sicko, unhinged vagrants terrorize young girls ...
Exclusive | Phallic-masked sicko, unhinged vagrants terrorize young girls at soccer practice at NYC park
nypost.com/2026/08/23/us-news/unhinged-nyc-vagrants-terrorize-young-girls-at-soccer-practice-at-hudson-river-park/
Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much
Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much: A phallic-shaped woodland affectionately known as 'Penis Woods' is being chopped down after ...
metro.co.uk/2026/08/19/phallic-shaped-penis-woods-chopped-despite-swell-opposition-29412849/
‘World's smallest penis' patient claims his procedure was a big success
‘World's smallest penis' patient claims his procedure was a big success: The man with the alleged "world's smallest penis" may have to relinquish ...
nypost.com/2026/08/20/lifestyle/worlds-smallest-penis-filler-procedure-a-big-success/
Scotland's infamous 'Penis Woods', also fondly known as 'Treenis' is disappearing The distinctively shaped woodland has been a ... Show more
Much-loved 'rude' woodland chopped down despite outcry
Much-loved 'rude' woodland chopped down despite outcry: Castle Crawford has greeted visitors coming into Scotland from the M74 and was planted more than two ...
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gallery/much-loved-treenis-woodland-chopped-37567929
Historic phallic-shaped 'Penis Woods' is being chopped down in Scotland
Historic phallic-shaped 'Penis Woods' is being chopped down in Scotland: A phallic-shaped woodland affectionately known as 'Penis Woods' is being chopped down ...
metro.co.uk/2026/08/19/phallic-shaped-penis-woods-chopped-despite-swell-opposition-29412849/
10 Conditions That Can Cause Bumps on Your Penis. See link below ⬇️ More here ➡️ www.health.com/penis-bumps-7644541?taid=6a842d262bfafa000179b1df
How to Ignite an Internet Frenzy? Give Alexander Skarsgard a Wicker Penis
How to Ignite an Internet Frenzy? Give Alexander Skarsgard a Wicker Penis: Audiences got their first look at Alexander Skarsgard playing a man crafted from ...
hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/alexander-skarsgard-wicker-penis-internet-frenzy-1236664270/
Man With the World’s Smallest Penis Is Asking the Internet to Help Him Buy ...
Man With the World’s Smallest Penis Is Asking the Internet to Help Him Buy a Bigger One
vice.com/en/article/man-with-the-worlds-smallest-penis-is-asking-the-internet-to-help-him-buy-a-bigger-one/
Vietnamese doctors perform nation’s first successful penis transplant
Vietnamese doctors perform nation’s first successful penis transplant: The recipient had earlier undergone a partial penectomy. Read more at straitstimes.com.
straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/vietnamese-doctors-perform-nations-first-successful-penis-transplant
'Gym penis' is real, says nurse — why it happens and when to see a ...
'Gym penis' is real, says nurse — why it happens and when to see a professional: Unlike the post-weightlifting "pump" gym-goers feel from increased ...
nypost.com/2026/08/02/health/gym-penis-is-real-why-it-happens-when-to-see-a-professional/
I was heartbroken when my baby was born without a bum – doctors knew ...
I was heartbroken when my baby was born without a bum – doctors knew something was wrong when he pooed out his penis
thesun.co.uk/health/39917545/baby-born-without-bum-pooed-penis/
How to Do the Cowgirl Sex Position—Plus, 4 Variations for a Wild Ride
How to Do the Cowgirl Sex Position—Plus, 4 Variations for a Wild Ride: Sex experts detail how to do the cowgirl sex position, explain its benefits ...
womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a39188085/cowgirl-sex-position-how-to/
Man Arrested for Cutting Off His Own Penis and Using It to Start a Fire in ...
Man Arrested for Cutting Off His Own Penis and Using It to Start a Fire in His Neighbor’s Garage
vice.com/en/article/man-cut-off-his-own-penis-and-used-it-to-start-a-fire-in-his-neighbors-garage/
Man claiming world’s smallest penis says he’s booked enhancement surgery ...
Man claiming world’s smallest penis says he’s booked enhancement surgery after public’s help
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/05/micropenis-man-to-get-surgery
Penis debate continues to rage as Bayeux Tapestry returns to UK for first ...
Penis debate continues to rage as Bayeux Tapestry returns to UK for first time in over 1,000 years
nypost.com/2026/07/10/lifestyle/penis-debate-rages-amid-iconic-tapestrys-return-to-england/
Right-wing alpha males: Injection in the penis, hammer in the face - | ...
Right-wing alpha males: Injection in the penis, hammer in the face - | what is Looksmaxxing?
n-tv.de/panorama/Spritze-in-den-Penis-Hammer-ins-Gesicht-was-ist-Looksmaxxing-id30995720.html
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
Swedish man goes viral after building own island in the shape of a penis
Swedish man goes viral after building own island in the shape of a penis: Micael Stohm, who normally works as a breakdown recovery driver, has gone viral in ...
thelocal.se/20260629/swedish-man-goes-viral-after-building-own-island-in-the-shape-of-a-penis
Today in Sweden: A roundup of the latest news on Monday
Today in Sweden: A roundup of the latest news on Monday: Malmö registers hottest day ever as Sweden swelters in record-breaking heatwave – and meet the Swedish ...
thelocal.se/20260629/today-in-sweden-a-roundup-of-the-latest-news-on-monday-250
The truth about ‘summer penis’ and why some men are more prone to get it ...
The truth about ‘summer penis’ and why some men are more prone to get it than others – as temperatures set to hit 34C
thesun.co.uk/health/29835169/summer-penis-truth-doctor-explains-hot-weather/
As If Alligators Weren’t Intimidating Enough, They Also Have Permanent ...
As If Alligators Weren’t Intimidating Enough, They Also Have Permanent Boners: Yes, as if razor-sharp teeth and lethal, muscle-bound tails weren't enough ...
vice.com/en/article/as-if-alligators-werent-intimidating-enough-they-also-have-permanent-boners/
Introducing ‘Scrotox,’ the Latest Penis-Maxxing Trend Doctors Are Begging ...
Introducing ‘Scrotox,’ the Latest Penis-Maxxing Trend Doctors Are Begging Men to Think Twice About
vice.com/en/article/introducing-scrotox-the-latest-penis-maxxing-trend-doctors-are-begging-men-to-think-twice-about/
Why Your Penis Might Look Smaller Than It Used To, According to a ...
Why Your Penis Might Look Smaller Than It Used To, According to a Urologist: Some of the causes are medical, but one of the biggest is the same lifestyle stuff ...
vice.com/en/article/why-your-penis-might-look-smaller-than-it-used-to-according-to-a-urologist/
Brad Pitt Sued by Penis Cream Company
Brad Pitt Sued by Penis Cream Company: A California men’s grooming company is claiming the actor copied its name after rebranding last year.
thedailybeast.com/brad-pitt-sued-by-penis-cream-company/
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
15 Best Anal Sex Positions to Try, From Beginner to Advanced
15 Best Anal Sex Positions to Try, From Beginner to Advanced: Sex experts share the 15 best anal sex positions for couples to try, from beginner to advanced ...
womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/g19686611/anal-sex-positions/
Trump’s Hantavirus Official Is a Penis Implant Specialist
Trump’s Hantavirus Official Is a Penis Implant Specialist: Dr. Brian Christine has very little actual experience in public health.
newrepublic.com/post/210513/donald-trump-hantavirus-official-penis-implant-specialist
Norwich man exposed penis and abused Jehovah’s Witnesses
Norwich man exposed penis and abused Jehovah’s Witnesses: Graeme Donnelly told shoppers in Haymarket he was going to urinate before taking out his penis.
eveningnews24.co.uk/news/26107752.norwich-man-exposed-penis-abused-jehovahs-witnesses/
10 Best Positions to Hit Your G-Spot, According to Sex Experts
10 Best Positions to Hit Your G-Spot, According to Sex Experts: From tried-and-true classics to toe-curling acrobatics, these 10 sex positions will hit your ...
womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a69121407/sex-positions-to-hit-g-spot/
Scientists have just mapped all the nerves of the clitoris for the first ...
Scientists have just mapped all the nerves of the clitoris for the first time: Researchers hope their new study will act as the “starting point of clitoris ...
sciencefocus.com/news/scientists-mapped-nerves-clitoris
A Man Lit Himself on Fire and Pulled a Car With His Penis ...
A Man Lit Himself on Fire and Pulled a Car With His Penis. Here’s Why He Did It.: John Stephenson says the stunt hurt quite a bit, which feels like the absolute ...
vice.com/en/article/a-man-lit-himself-on-fire-and-pulled-a-car-with-his-penis-heres-why-he-did-it/
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
The Men Who Want to Reverse Their Circumcisions
The Men Who Want to Reverse Their Circumcisions: As circumcision rates in the United States reach an all-time low, some men who hate their snipped penises are ...
thecut.com/article/the-men-who-want-to-reverse-their-circumcisions.html
Penile cancer warning
Penile cancer warning : Penile cancer, a rare but serious disease often linked to the human papillomavirus (HPV), is leaving some Jamaican men facing devastating ...
jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20260426/penile-cancer-warning
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
RFK Jr. Laughs When Asked About Dead Raccoon Penis He Cut Off
RFK Jr. Laughs When Asked About Dead Raccoon Penis He Cut Off: “Secretary what did you do with the raccoon’s dead penis?”
huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_69dcb4aae4b00247ba9c0bc9/liveblog_69e11d35e4b0b6f552b81cab
Key FactsRFK Jr. Defends Cuts and Vaccine Policy Amid Criticism
Apr 17, 2026 · Reading time: ~45 sec.
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: cbsnews.com
  • Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. defended a proposed reduction exceeding 12% to his department’s budget before the House Ways and Means Committee.

  • He emphasized reforms in dietary guidelines and efforts to reduce waste, fraud, and abuse, receiving praise from Republicans.

  • Democrats challenged the budget cuts and the scaling back of vaccine recommendations, linking these actions to preventable deaths.

  • Kennedy denied allegations of racist remarks and engaged in heated debates with lawmakers while occasionally showing moments of cooperation.
  • Do you agree with the majority of doctors that the measles vaccine could have saved that child's life in Texas?
    — Rep. Linda Sanchez, during the House Ways and Means Committee hearing, questioning RFK Jr. about the measles vaccine and its life-saving potential.
Pilots Facing Punishment Over Giant Penis Flight Patterns
Pilots Facing Punishment Over Giant Penis Flight Patterns: A routine turning drill turned into an exercise in sky-scrawled smut.
thedailybeast.com/pilots-facing-punishment-over-giant-penis-flight-patterns-in-finland/
Grandmother Faces Trial in Alabama for Wearing Penis Costume to No Kings ...
Grandmother Faces Trial in Alabama for Wearing Penis Costume to No Kings Protest: The 62-year-old was arrested for wearing a penis costume to an Alabama No Kings ...
theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/
6 Weird Things That Happen to Your Penis as You Age, According to Doctors
6 Weird Things That Happen to Your Penis as You Age, According to Doctors: The penis you have now will likely look and function differently in 10 or 20 years ...
vice.com/en/article/6-weird-things-that-happen-to-your-penis-as-you-age-according-to-doctors/
3 Sex Positions You Can Do When His Penis Doesn't Feel Long Enough
3 Sex Positions You Can Do When His Penis Doesn't Feel Long Enough: Some tweaks to the classics will make him feel longer.
cosmo.ph/relationships/3-sex-positions-you-can-do-when-his-penis-doesn-t-feel-long-enough
Breaking: New racecourse to look like penis 
Breaking: New racecourse to look like penis : The main track will act as the shaft, while the back track and harness track will be the testicles.
thespinoff.co.nz/society/23-03-2026/breaking-new-racecourse-to-look-like-penis
“We’re coming to you live from the ‘has a small penis’ theater. Let’s see him put his name in front of that,” Conan O’Brien said Sunday in his Oscars monologue ... Show more
Key FactsO'Brien Targets Epstein Scandal in Oscars Monologue
Mar 16, 2026 · Reading time: ~45 sec.
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: mediaite.com
  • Conan O'Brien used his opening monologue at the 2026 Academy Awards to make a sharp comment about the British acting scene and the Epstein controversy.

  • He noted the absence of British nominees in main acting categories and referenced the February arrests of Andrew Windsor and Peter Mandelson over Epstein-related allegations.

  • O'Brien joked that while the Brits missed out on acting nominations, they were ahead in arresting alleged sexual offenders.

  • Thousands of documents released after a congressional vote reveal Epstein's extensive network before his 2019 death ruled a suicide.
  • That there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. Yeah, a British spokesperson said, yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.
    — Conan O'Brien, during his opening monologue at the 2026 Academy Awards, referencing Jeffrey Epstein.
America’s 5 Most Well-Endowed States, Ranked
America’s 5 Most Well-Endowed States, Ranked: The bigger takeaway from the report, though, had very little to do with which state won the penis pageant.
vice.com/en/article/americas-5-most-well-endowed-states-ranked/
Bear penis to remain on Bernese coat of arms
Bear penis to remain on Bernese coat of arms: The bear on the coat of arms of canton Bern will continue to display its red penis, the cantonal government has ...
swissinfo.ch/eng/various/the-bernese-bear-will-continue-to-display-its-red-limb-on-the-coat-of-arms/91049271
Intern (18) allegedly showed penis in elementary school
Intern (18) allegedly showed penis in elementary school: An 18-year-old intern at a Düsseldorf elementary school is alleged to have committed an indecent act ...
focus.de/panorama/praktikant-18-soll-penis-in-grundschule-gezeigt-haben_fb0ff5bc-bd42-4810-8d97-6c1c00c004f4.html
Man who died after cutting off his penis on LA street identified as ...
Man who died after cutting off his penis on LA street identified as gruesome new details emerge
nypost.com/2026/03/10/us-news/man-who-died-after-allegedly-cutting-off-penis-in-la-identified/
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
Winter Olympics 2026: Penis injections, cheating biathletes and curling ...
Winter Olympics 2026: Penis injections, cheating biathletes and curling rows - stories we didn't expect to tell
bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c3wlx1z86q3o
Johnny Knoxville Had to Use a Catheter for Years After a ‘Jackass’ Stunt ...
Johnny Knoxville Had to Use a Catheter for Years After a ‘Jackass’ Stunt Went Wrong
vice.com/en/article/johnny-knoxville-catheter-jackass-stunt-wrong/
Ever wonder if there is a penis doctor? Well, there is, and we interviewed him.
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
Dead Man’s Autopsy Shocks Doctors: He Had Three Penises
Dead Man’s Autopsy Shocks Doctors: He Had Three Penises: Triphallia is when there are three distinct penile shafts. Incredibly, the man likely never knew he had ...
vice.com/en/article/three-penises-triphallia/
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims: The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting ...
bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo
Are Olympic Ski Jumpers Really Injecting Acid Into Their Penises?
Are Olympic Ski Jumpers Really Injecting Acid Into Their Penises?: Ski jumpers are pumping up their junk to turn their crotches into sails. What a world ...
vice.com/en/article/are-olympic-ski-jumpers-really-injecting-acid-into-their-penises/
Olympic 'Penis-Gate’ Allegations Are Putting Crotch Filler in the ...
Olympic 'Penis-Gate’ Allegations Are Putting Crotch Filler in the Spotlight: New allegations surround male ski jumpers at the Milano Cortina Games claiming some ...
self.com/story/winter-olympics-penis-injections-ski-jumping
The worst songs of 2025
The worst songs of 2025: The worst songs of 2025 include AI-generated slop, corny rap failures, MAGA worship, and the final boss of co-worker music.
pastemagazine.com/music/worst-of-2025/the-worst-songs-of-2025
Haley Baylee begs judge to toss ex-husband Matt Kalil's lawsuit over her ...
Haley Baylee begs judge to toss ex-husband Matt Kalil's lawsuit over her comments about his penis size
pagesix.com/2026/01/27/celebrity-news/haley-baylee-begs-judge-to-toss-ex-husband-matt-kalils-lawsuit-over-penis-comments/
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’
Weight Loss Drugs Are Giving Men ‘Ozempic Penis’: Already considered a miracle drug for its weight loss capabilities, men are now claiming that Ozempic has ...
vice.com/en/article/weight-loss-drugs-are-giving-men-ozempic-penis/
Scientists asked 800 people to compare penis sizes. Here’s what they found
Scientists asked 800 people to compare penis sizes. Here’s what they found: The study aimed to investigate why humans may have evolved to have larger appendages ...
sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/different-size-penis-study
Shot in penis: Victim comes forward after shooting in Kaiserslautern
Shot in penis: Victim comes forward after shooting in Kaiserslautern: The year began like a nightmare for a man from Kaiserslautern. On New Year's morning ...
swr.de/swraktuell/rheinland-pfalz/kaiserslautern/opfer-in-penis-und-bein-geschossen-kaiserslautern-100.html
Johnny Knoxville Had to Use a Catheter for Years After a ‘Jackass’ Stunt ...
Johnny Knoxville Had to Use a Catheter for Years After a ‘Jackass’ Stunt Went Wrong
vice.com/en/article/johnny-knoxville-catheter-jackass-stunt-wrong/
We asked a witch if there are limits to their power. Turns out, yes!
Trump supporters and insecure men more likely to value a large penis ...
Trump supporters and insecure men more likely to value a large penis, according to new research
psypost.org/trump-supporters-and-insecure-men-more-likely-to-value-a-large-penis-according-to-new-study/
2,500-Year-Old Bone ‘Pen’ Shaped Like Dionysus With an Erection Found in ...
2,500-Year-Old Bone ‘Pen’ Shaped Like Dionysus With an Erection Found in Sicily: In the coastal Sicilian city of Gela, archaeologists found an ancient stylus ...
vice.com/en/article/2500-year-old-bone-pen-shaped-like-dionysus-with-an-erection-found-in-sicily/
What People With Big Penises Bring Up Most In Therapy
What People With Big Penises Bring Up Most In Therapy: When it comes to penis size, bigger doesn’t always mean better.
huffpost.com/entry/big-penises-sex-therapy_l_69650df4e4b0b3be67ebb1bf
Four Hills Tournament: Why ski jumpers get penis injections | Sports Mix
Four Hills Tournament: Why ski jumpers get penis injections | Sports Mix: Rumors about unexpected advantages through anatomical modifications in ski jumping.
sportbild.bild.de/sportmix/wintersport/vierschanzentournee-darum-lassen-sich-skispringer-den-penis-aufspritzen-695bc348ba832666d9fc5a0a
'I've got the world's smallest penis'
'I've got the world's smallest penis': Michael Phillips shares that after being diagnosed with a 0.38 inch micro penis ...
itv.com/thismorning/articles/man-with-the-worlds-smallest-penis