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That such a strange instrumental band has gone viral to such an extent, I have never experienced before.

— Sean Lennon on Twitter, commenting on the viral spread of the KEXP video of Angine de Poitrine

You can hardly believe what you are seeing.

— Moritz Axt, spokesperson for the Rhine Waterways and Shipping Authority, commenting on the historic low water level of the Rhine in Cologne

What a season. It was a huge honor for me to wear the number 13 for you, but I had to make a decision. Your number 13 goes … but your new number ten stays.

— Said El Mala in a video addressed to FC Köln fans on the club's homepage

In the end, only the result counts; I'm glad we're through to the next round.

— Hamadi Al Ghaddioui, Fortuna Köln forward, after the 3-1 win over Eintracht Hohkeppel, on advancing to the next round.

It would be reckless not to stay active on the transfer market.

— Hanns-Jörg Westendorf, Fortuna Köln president, on the need to pursue transfers after Löffelsend's injury; he stressed that the market is moving but deals must be appropriate.