DER SPIEGEL

Now a world star has become a superstar in heaven!

— Florian Silbereisen, host, in his tribute to Bonnie Tyler (posted on Instagram)

Kai Wegner should today make it unequivocally clear that he will not stand again as the top candidate for the office of Governing Mayor

— Harald Burkart, Chair of the Young Union Berlin; urged Wegner to forgo another run as the leading candidate and for the CDU to field someone with unimpeachable personal integrity

I am allowed to cut off any and all trade or business with that same country. In other words, I can destroy the trade. I can destroy the country. I'm even allowed to impose a foreign country-destroying embargo. I can embargo,

— Donald Trump, aboard Air Force One after the NATO summit (TIME article)

"That this is more than just bodily harm resulting in death for them, and that there was intent behind it."— Detlef Placzek, Victims' Commissioner for the Rhineland-Palatinate state government, explaining that the act is more than bodily harm resulting in death and that there was intent behind it.

I don't want anything to do with Spain. Cut off all trade with Spain, please, including visits.

— Trump said at a news conference in Ankara, Turkey, with NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte.

we'll hit them very hard last night, very probably hit them hard again tonight

— Donald Trump, during remarks at the NATO summit in Ankara, Turkey

The perpetrator approached the gym with a firearm and fired a shot that injured no one.

— Said by Federal Minister of the Interior Alexander Dobrindt (CSU) in Schongau on the evening.

The wedding has already taken place. You've all missed it.

— Law Roach, to an Access Hollywood reporter at the Actors Awards

Coaches and players were informed, therefore no one should be surprised that referees will sanction these fouls

— Pierluigi Collina, FIFA Referees Chief, quoted in a FIFA post

After Manuel Hagel has filled all his buddies with posts, Cem Özdemir has now also found a little spot with a fantasy title for Boris Palmer. If now all the appointees are called independent councils, there will be no appointees left, but the bureaucracy will still remain.

— SPD parliamentary group leader Sascha Binder reacted with mockery to the appointment.