MAGA Rages as Dem Governor Slaps at ‘Big Balls’:
JB Pritzker criticized the former DOGE employee–and right-wingers aren’t impressed.
thedailybeast.com/maga-rages-as-dem-governor-jb-pritzker-takes-swipe-at-edward-big-balls-coristine/
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WIRED Aug 05
The National Design Studio Became a DOGE Landing Pad. Now ‘Big Balls’ Is Recruiting
wired.com/story/national-design-studio-doge-recruiting/
‘Big Balls’ Teams Up With MAGA’s Favorite ‘Journalist’ to Target Trump Foes: Nick Shirley said he completed his latest project with the help of a government ...
thedailybeast.com/big-balls-edward-coristine-teams-up-with-magas-favorite-journalist-on-fraud-expose/
Trump Gives ‘Big Balls’ Huge New Job to Undermine U.S. Allies: The 20-year-old DOGE goon was beaten by a teenage girl but now he’s back.
thedailybeast.com/trump-gives-big-balls-edward-coristine-huge-new-job-to-undermine-us-allies/
Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine avoid jail, sentenced to probation
nypost.com/2025/10/15/us-news/teens-who-jumped-ex-doge-staffer-edward-big-balls-coristine-avoid-jail-sentenced-to-probation/
‘Big Balls’ Omits Key Detail in ‘Bloody Beatdown’ D.C. Carjacking Fox Recap: The teenager has revealed his version of the D.C. carjacking that left him with a ...
thedailybeast.com/big-balls-omits-key-detail-in-bloody-beatdown-dc-carjacking-fox-recap/
‘Big Balls’ Posts ‘Recovery’ Workout Video After Bloody D.C. Attack: The teenager has risen to MAGA stardom since being assaulted in D.C. earlier this month.
thedailybeast.com/edward-big-balls-coristine-posts-recovery-workout-video-after-dc-attack/
Judge Releases Teens Charged in ‘Big Balls’ Assault in Blow to Trump: The case caught the attention of Donald Trump.
thedailybeast.com/judge-releases-teens-charged-in-big-balls-assault-in-blow-to-trump/
Trump orders increased federal law enforcement presence in Washington to 'make DC safe again'
apnews.com/article/trump-washington-increased-federal-law-enforcement-takeover-33b186a95dabf111bac61db398aa7543
Fox Host Rushes to Turn ‘Big Balls’ Into a Martyr After D.C. Beatdown: The former staffer at the Department of Government Efficiency is a hero in the eyes of one ...
thedailybeast.com/fox-host-rushes-to-turn-big-balls-into-a-martyr-after-dc-beatdown/
Key FactsEx-DOGE Staffer Assault Sparks D.C. Federal Control Threat
Aug 6, 2025 · Reading time: ~45 sec.
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: cbsnews.com
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: cbsnews.com
- Edward Coristine, a former DOGE employee, was assaulted by about ten teenagers near his vehicle in Washington D.C.
- Two 15-year-old suspects were arrested while others remain at large following the incident.
- President Trump condemned rising crime and warned he might federalize D.C. if local authorities fail to act.
- Violent crime in the city has been declining since mid-2023 despite the recent assault.
It's time we start taking crime more seriously irrespective of the age of the criminal.— Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for D.C., commented on the need to take crime more seriously.
‘Big Balls’ Is Now at the Social Security Administration: Edward “Big Balls” Coristine’s placement at the SSA comes after a White House official told WIRED on ...
wired.com/story/big-balls-social-security-administration/
Key FactsAfter Resignation Reports, Coristine Gets New SSA Role
Jun 27, 2025 · Reading time: ~45 sec.
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: thedailybeast.com
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: thedailybeast.com
- The Social Security Administration said Edward Coristine would work there as a special government employee on its website and more efficient services.
- According to WIRED, Coristine initially worked for DOGE under that status through the end of May and was later hired into a full-time position with top government pay, while special government employees may serve in government for no more than 130 days.
- Several outlets, citing White House officials, reported that Coristine resigned Monday, but a government official confirmed his later SSA hiring to WIRED, while another official said he had left only the General Services Administration.
- SSA staffers had previously reported office closures, website outages, and cuts to staff and services, describing the situation as a downward spiral.
The biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.— Elon Musk, describing the Social Security program as the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.
Former DOGE aide ‘Big Balls’ returns to government: Edward Coristine, known as “Big Balls”, has joined the Social Security Administration as a special government ...
thehill.com/policy/technology/5372838-edward-coristine-big-balls-former-doge-aide-joins-ssa/
Elon Musk Staffer 'Big Balls' Joining Social Security Administration: Edward Coristine resigned from the federal government earlier this month but has returned ...
newsweek.com/elon-musk-staffer-big-balls-joining-social-security-administration-2091907
‘Big Balls’ Is Officially a Full-Time Government Employee: The first wave of DOGE staffers was supposed to be gone after 130 days. Instead ...
wired.com/story/big-balls-young-doge-converted-into-full-time-government-employees/
'Big Balls' Speaks Out as DOGE Staffers Give First Interview: The DOGE staffer, who is just 19 years old, said that there was no respect in the government for ...
newsweek.com/big-balls-speaks-out-doge-staffers-give-first-interview-2067081
Chris Hayes Hits ‘Big Balls’ After Fox News Interview: ‘Literal Teenager’: MSNBC's Chris Hayes ripped the guy known as "Big Balls" in the "Department of ...
mediaite.com/tv/chris-hayes-hits-big-balls-after-fox-news-interview-literal-teenager/
Report: 19-year-old DOGE team member "Big Balls" provided network support to cybercrime gang
techspot.com/news/107297-report-19-year-old-doge-team-member-big.html
Key FactsDOGE Staffer Provided Tech Support to Cybercrime Group
Mar 26, 2025 · Reading time: ~45 sec.
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: reuters.com
Summary created with AI assistance · Source: reuters.com
- Edward Coristine, a member of the DOGE team, previously supported a cybercrime group involved in data trafficking.
- The EGodly group boasted online about stalking an FBI agent and other illegal activities while utilizing Coristine's company, DiamondCDN.
- Coristine's link to EGodly, existing between 2022 and 2023, was substantiated by digital records documenting his services for the group.
- Experts raised concerns about someone with ties to cybercriminals having access to government networks, potentially compromising security.
These are bad folks.— The former FBI agent said this about the group EGodly.
Elon Musk’s ‘Big Balls’ Doge Staffer Reportedly Ran Tech Support for a Cybercrime Ring
gizmodo.com/elon-musks-big-balls-doge-staffer-reportedly-ran-tech-support-for-a-cybercrime-ring-2000580985
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